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1 year ago
Anyone who's ever had kids will appreciate this....anyone who hasn't, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING! Some of these answers actually have 'adult connotations' (innocently made of course)....Laugh it up!

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Almost better than a cup of coffee to start your morning.... If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow, instead of the bull.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (ergo., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts---the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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1 year ago
Yes I see my son regularly; You're asking the same question that many have been asking in the last several years;

There are more cases of autism or ASD disorders being reported/diagnosed now than before, because there is more of an AWARENESS of it that didn't exist 10, 20, or 30 years ago;

And yes, the specialists have gotten much more adept at spotting the symptoms early in life than before because of that awareness. Many of the forms of autism they still don't know the root causes of; An ongoing battle to be sure....

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9 huh? 9 is fun. I had to go back and check your profile for a moment there though, he doesn't live with you?? do you at least live close enough you get to see him regularly?
Is it just me or is the whole autism thing just sort of running rampant now a days? I've had a couple of friends with children who have had been diagnosed with one form or another and there has definitely been an increase in the amount of autistic students the teachers I know are seeing. Are doctors getting better at diagnosing it or is there actually more cases? I'm curious...
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Yes Sarah,
I have one, he's 9 years old, and for me that's PLENTY! What compounds the 'typical issues' with 9 year olds, is that he is autistic (aspberger's syndrome) -

This is regarded as a 'higher functioning' type of autism in the ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorders)...He's plenty for me to deal with, and sometimes TOO MUCH!

But he is still my 'best buddy'...and I have learned so much looking at life through his eyes and seeing the world in the same type of perspective that he sees it....

Our children can teach us a lot if we just give them the chance.....

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Cute Ian, so you have kids? how many what flavor and how long aged?? Just think of them as good bottles of wine... they get better with maturity I'm sure